Death By Suntan At Age 26
To maintain that copper glow, Glenna booked time at tanning salons. She began at age 16 and continued through college, baking under a sun-lamp as often as once a week.

by Lownotes 2091 Reads
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tantrumWed Nov 25
 

I'd hit it.

 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeWed Nov 25
 

Eww. Groin lumps.

NO THANK YOU

 
 
regulatorWed Nov 25
 

she's goota pretty moouth.

 
 
LownotesWed Nov 25
 

I started reading the Cosmo sex tips section after finding this link, and it delivers on lulz.

 
 
heatherWed Nov 25
 

Are you debunking Cosmo's sex tips?!

 
 
DentWed Nov 25
 

I started reading the Cosmo sex tips section in 1999, and it delivers on lulz.

There, much better.

 
 
IHateRegisteringWed Nov 25
 

Why is this 'news'?

 
 
vasudevaWed Nov 25
 

OK, Mr. I've-already-memorized-all-existing-articles-about-death-by-suntan-and-this-one-wasn't-news-to-me.

 
 
nocalThu Nov 26
 

no his gimmick is tha a woman died, so it doesn't matter

try to keep up with shitty posting gimmicks, ASSudeva

 
 
ozzyozbThu Nov 26
 

this will be my last post on this sick ass site you people are pathetic insensitive animals..you have no feeling at all. fuck you all.

 
 
godevillivedogThu Nov 26
 

If thine tentacle offends thee then cut it off.

 
 
mundhraThu Nov 26
 

ozzyozb: go fuck self

 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeThu Nov 26
 

 
 
vasudevaThu Nov 26
 

ozzyozb: this will be my last post on this sick ass site you people are pathetic insensitive animals..you have no feeling at all. fuck you all.

Hahahahaha.

OH MY STARS AND GARTERS, what is this abominable site I have been posting blithely to all these days??!!

Next time, read more than you write, fucko.

 
 
JohnLeninFri Nov 27
 

If all else fails I still have my Guitar look out.

 
 
spankerchiefFri Nov 27
 

Here's how you deal with it:

 
 
vasudevaFri Nov 27
 

From ozzyozb in PM: one day soon You'll get whats coming to you trust me and when It happens think of me asshole....I'm laughing my ass off you really dont know who your fucking with and the joke will be on you...just remember please''' dont forget....I'm coming for you...ha ha!!!

FYI, ozzyozb is coming for me! through someone else at an unknown time! and also he is laughing his ass off. ha ha!!!

 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeFri Nov 27
 

Stand tall and you make a big target, Holmes.

I hope that when he comes for you, the LBP's brothers are visiting. It'd be like watching two Great Danes play with a teacup Chihuahua.

 
 
dagwoodFri Nov 27
 

 
 
ApocasicariusSat Nov 28
 

I'm just at a loss. You mean people talk shit and post filthy trash? Where the fuck have I been?!? O.o

 
 
SexNinjaSat Nov 28
 

I agree with ozzy. This site is truly horrible, inhabited by degenerates who make fun of morons addicted to maintaining an image of an overbaked raisin. Shame on you all.

p.s. I will also come to your house and kill you.

p.p.s., i will probably actually just end up vomiting everywhere when i get to your house

 
 
ApocasicariusSat Nov 28
 

Sarlaac unleashed from Ozzyozb's ASS!?!

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Ok..a little crappy...use your imagination :P

 
 
JohnLeninSat Nov 28
 

 
 
vasudevaSat Nov 28
 

Jeez, this painful interlude in my e-life has taught me a real big lesson for sure. I just want to say I'm sorry and I seriously feel all the pain this girl went through like a regular citizen of America does when he hears about something bad/sad/mad that happens to a person he didn't even know existed before he clicked on over to foxnews.com or whatever and still wouldn't even have any proof of except for this gol-dang ball o fear in his guts about one o his own kin dying in such a way. It's really not fair she died at all, regardless of how fucking retarded her pastimes are. She should have been only lost two limbs max but instead, her whole skin and even worse her life. As fucking tragic as a NASCAR flameball, I am turley sorry for your lots :<<<<<

 
 
godevillivedogSat Nov 28
 

I myself vow to never again pull the legs off spiders.

 
 
ApocasicariusSat Nov 28
 

Poor girl...moment of silence ' '.....Ok...moving on..

 
 


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