How To Survive 2012
The guy's got some sensible ideas, just in case The Grand Asshat happens.. and even if it doesn't.

by Pete56 1519 Reads
on Tue Nov 10 2009 Add to your ClipSwarm
Deciding vote went to: Senor_Smoke: +1 WERE GONNA DIE!!!

Alpha votes:
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+1 by shitbox , wut?
+1 by godevillivedog , Guy's got a B.S. in Psuedo.
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vasudevaTue Nov 10
 

This discussion deals with numbers at a very deep level of both symbolism and mathematics.

OH.

Protip maan, don't go see the movie and you will surbibe it just fine.

 
 
Pete56Tue Nov 10
 

I'm not gonna see the movie. It'll just be one of those stupid maximum-hokey disaster flicks, like The Towering inferno, or The Poseidon Adventure, with a bigger CG budget, and more destruction. The only hook is 'prophecy'... oooooooooooooooh!

 
 
nurgletsTue Nov 10
 

when the teaser trailer came out, with just the monk running and ringing that bell on the mountain with the wierd music in the background and massive wave, got me hooked. then when they released the full trailer has me expecting a michael bay type fiasco.

I'll probably go see it, for the sfx on a big screen, and hope my brain kind of blanks out the rest of it.

I wish someone would make a full film just of the type of sfx they have in these disaster movies without any plot/dialogue to mess up the apocalypse. I imagine a montage of the big fx scenes from deep impact (huge meteor strikes), the core (mad lightning and hail storms), Armageddon (more meteor strikes), dantes peak and volcano (volcanos, durr), day after tomorrow (huge waves, blizzards/instant freezes tornadoes) twister( big end of film tornado), knowing (global incineration+plne crashes etc) and a few nuke explosions of the type seen in chain reaction, terminator films and the sum of all fears. so all the good bits, minus the human element apart from seeing them get smushed by the hand of god.

get on it people

 
 
dae_suTue Nov 10
 

how to survive 2012: stand alone in the rain. there you find john cusack, he will know what to do.

 
 
AcidburnWed Nov 11
 

Has anyone ever thought that the Mayins said fuck it. I am done writing and I quit? If it ends I will have Jenna Jamison tied up and a pot of coffee brewing.

 
 
wolferWed Nov 11
 

what, do you like take 2 weeks off from the Swarm then come back and post on every fukin thread?

 
 
wotakWed Nov 11
 

No, I just post ever fuckin thread, why?

 
 
AcidburnWed Nov 11
 

BUMP for justice

 
 


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