or did he?

Haha. ^

sad

Did he fall out?

Hilarious.

Did he fall out?

He must have, unless the aliens got him.

The aliens beamed him back to his house, apparently.

He's alive

Must fix headline: Boy, 6, is a Pussy and Never Takes Joyride In Family Flying Saucer

Boy, 6, has ass tanned with giant ash paddle, with holes and a leather wrist strap; sent to bed without dinner and a portion of his left buttock.

Colorado boy, age 6, victim of bad parenting.

Boy gets ass kicked by local authorities. Details at 11

I wanted to believe, too, nurglets.

I hope his retarded parents get the bill for the 'rescue' effort from the good taxpayers of Colorado.

6 year-old reported joyrider's parents charged $3755 for emergency services efforts.

Jinx^

I hope his retarded parents get the bill for the 'rescue' effort from the good taxpayers of Colorado.

They could get Dent to pay it pretty easily

Balloon Boy: The T-Shirt [PIC]

0:40 Falcon - 'We did this for a show'. 0:43 Dad - 'Yeah'. 0:45 Mom - 'No'.

HALP! My son flew away in the balloon we keep inflated and ready for flight in the back yard! It's silver and shaped like a UFO. It's totally radical in design. HALP!

Publicity stunt spoiler - kid was never in balloon

Dad, your balloon sucks. No one will buy this. Nice try.

You guys said... that... we did this for a show. (somebody farts)

Watch again, you'll see.

This whole story is fishy... as a colorado taxpayer I'm a little miffed i gotta pay for this tomfoolery... oh yeah the kicker: when asked about punishment, the dad says 'we don't ground our children' ... i was hoping he'd follow that comment up with 'we beat them'... you should have seen the look of disappointment on my face when i realized that he'd finished his statement.

.44 fart

oh now this is fucking genius.

first interview:
^{boy admits publicity stunt}

father shits himself (figuratively and literally)

father starts bullshit evasive manoeuvres zapple/steve buscemi style.

second interview, almost too fucking awkward to watch. typical politician style misdirection and righteous indignation.

i love how this all panned out, although i do wish it had been real ;_;

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY THERE!!!! :BEARD:

Wherein our hero Richard Heene finds heads, bones, pigsnouts, white things, BONE!!!!!!s, skeleton keys, knuckles, fur, lids, vehicles and greys on Mars.

dude needs to lay off the crank

He should give up his secret to getting a kid to shut up and stay out of sight for five hours.