Now remember kids, if you lose one of the pieces, we have to throw the whole Canada away.

We demand respect! eh?

Hey Maine, quit yer shovin!

RECENT NEWS:

Canadian resident has house broken into. Guns, Jewelry, and Money untouched. Cat missing.
Resident says he will continue to leave doors unlocked and hopes for Fluffy to return soon

Local Weather Conditions: It's still fuking cold.

Wealth & Money: Make your Loonie work for you.

We're not AMERICAN americans... we're differently americans!

Trivial Pursuit on LSD.

We are pleased to make the switch from being pussy ass american dependant to being alternatively defended! Pip Pip!

If you turn us upside down we look like a fat africa!

Damn you America... you stole our blue, flacid penixes!

Canada: Where state lines are anything BUT boring....

Really......All of Canada has extraterrestrial links with the North Pole?....no way!

Canada: So close to all those celestrial greats; Russia, Iceland and, of course, Greenland....or Knuuutvuitat Langwallop as they like to call it.

Canada makes demand: "Seraphim, your avatar means you are a king of anus eaters and baby rapers. Either change it or you will be swifty removed from society.

hey projekt boy..

If it weren't a broken link to yer pic, that'd be how to do it. :P

Oh, no! We're not those 'Americans.' We're the literate 'Americans!'

"Now class, I know this sounds like an old wives' tale, but there really is a country above the US. They are part French, play a lot of hockey, and eat a horrible soup called Habitue. They have almost no culture to speak of, which is why you never hear of them. Look, half of them are like Eskimos, seriously. Ok, do I have to pull out a map and prove it?"

Canada...Oh Canada! Why would you want to live inside the Arctic Circle?