What Kind of Hipster are You?
Most quizzes suck, but this one knows who Noam Chomsky is.

by vasudeva 1145 Reads
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vasudevaTue Jan 06
 
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born with your cool, and it's totally natural. You run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

:( I was hoping for Noam Chomsky, not that crap.
 
 
DrCubeTue Jan 06
 
what the crap. i got the same thing as vasudeva. and i refuse to agree that him and i are on the same level.
 
 
vasudevaTue Jan 06
 
Why, thank you!
 
 
bloodybowelsTue Jan 06
 
So did I and for me the description sounds about right.
 
 
bloodybowelsTue Jan 06
 
The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

 
 
fl_projektTue Jan 06
 
Mario Kart!
 
 
madturkTue Jan 06
 
The Consummate Hipster
"You reign hipster supreme. When you walk through a room you get noticed (and not just because you're wearing sunglasses inside). You know denim jeans and leather bombers will never go out of style, Don Dellilo is bigger than Jesus, and all dietary needs can be supplemented by coffee."
Well, tea in my case. Sigh. Why is life so banal?
 
 
T3hM-16sux0rzTue Jan 06
 
The Consummate Hipster: newbies bow to him, everyone else just stares, as he swagger down the street with
You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow to
you, everyone else just stares, as you swagger
down the street with "Little Green
Bag" stuck in your head.

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
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T3hM-16sux0rzTue Jan 06
 
More like a fukin metrosexual. Look at that outfit.
 
 
tankTue Jan 06
 
The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
<
 
 
zeitgeistTue Jan 06
 
Hipster Intellecticus: "Noam Chomsky fan, are we? Long considered the 'elder statesman' of the hipsters, you exude confident cool and can quote Sartre with the best of 'em. You're the most cultured breed of hipster, and your uniform of choice involves black."

fuckin A
 
 
LuckyLucianoTue Jan 06
 
The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%
You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born
with your cool, and it's totally natural. You
run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they
can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky
hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

What Kind of Hipster Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
 
 
madturkTue Jan 06
 
MR is looking to be more and more low-fidelty all the time. Mario Kart, anyone?
 
 


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