Britney Spears marries Jason Alexander ... wtf?
In a total random act of stupid, lil' miss BS marries a childhood friend with a famous name. Idyut.

by MOMAD 1328 Reads
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vasudevaSun Jan 04
 
OMG I AM SO HAPPY!!!1!1

Oh wait. She got it annulled.

ON HO NOW I AM SO SAD.
 
 
T3hM-16sux0rzSun Jan 04
 
Why must she be such an attention whore? This was pr driven more than anything.
 
 
MOMADSun Jan 04
 
[i]"Spears was a "little stunned" about getting married to boyhood friend Jason Allen Alexander but that she was not drunk at the time."[/i]
Hahaha, just the fact that she had to mention drunkeness at all makes it clear that she obviously WAS drunk at the time... As if that weren't already obvious anyway. Dumbass.
 
 
MOMADSun Jan 04
 
Speaking of dumbass.... hello code, let's reunite.
 
 
ShadowcasterSun Jan 04
 
I say she got an itch to get hitched, the guy got some, and shortly thereafter marriage annuled. He found out the hard way she's a used up piece of fuckmeat.

Of course anyone here would still do her, unless there was a 5 gallon pail of warm water closer.

 
 
ShadowcasterSun Jan 04
 
(and don't try to deny it ;)
 
 
barch97Sun Jan 04
 
"George Maloof Jr., owner and operator of the Palms Casino Hotel, confirmed that the 22-year-old Spears married Jason Allen Alexander of Kentwood, La., about 5:30 a.m. Saturday at a Las Vegas wedding chapel. "

I think she could have done better...

 
 
IHateRegisteringSun Jan 04
 
Cunts have it so good. No intelligence or hard work required. Just dumbassed attention getting stunts.
 
 
T3hM-16sux0rzSun Jan 04
 
Would you like to be a cunt?
 
 
bloodybowelsSun Jan 04
 
I'm a little pissed off that the world even gives a shit if thie bleached headed cunt does anything except porn. Who gives a shit about this hooker? I'm also saddened to see that this story is on linkswarm. Welcome to E!
 
 
fl_projektSun Jan 04
 
further proof that alcohol and brains..... errr wait, alcohol just doesnt mix
 
 
IHateRegisteringSun Jan 04
 
T3hM-16sux0rz, sure. I can use the income boost.
 
 
wolferSun Jan 04
 
The guy was probably in love with her...they were drinking she started crying and said lets get married they did, he got some and then she sobered up and wants the anullment....i say he should take half her shit.
 
 


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