Every picture tells us a story.

The SEXY belt buckle is a nice touch.

She'll be staring in her first ass to mouth porn video within the year.

It already looks like Ernie, the Keebler Elf, nutted on her face.

Find me THAT video!

It already looks like Ernie, the Keebler Elf, nutted on her face.

Linkswarm GOLD

Thats Gold, Jerry...GOLD!

Subtlety is key. Remember that.

i'd hit it

Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

awesome quote

This makes me lol pretty hard. Dumb girls always do. I have always wanted a tattoo but I dont think I could commit to anything.

MOIRE!

What's this chick worrying about, anyway? With that set of knockers, who's going to ever look at her face?

MOIRE!

I'd do her.

Lets see. as we go back in time to see what really happened.

Girl gets home after the Tat is done.

Father = ' MY GOD what have you DONE! you have ruined yourself for LIFE (then proceeds to rattle off how she has embarrassed him and their family) ' How will you go to CHURCH and face GOD like that.

Girl - WHaaaaa. its not my fault because you never taught me to take responsibility for anything!

Boyfriend = How am I going to be able to show you off to my prep school buddies!, they will laugh that I am fucking a FREAKSHOW.

Girl - WHaaaaa I thought you loved me for my MIND ...whaaaaaa I need to SUE because I made a mistake, And pretty girls get to make mistakes that OTHERS pay for.

Yes. This. Definitely this.

how fucked up do you have to be to fall asleep while someone is tattooing your nose?

the tats are ugly, I'd only cockslap her on the left side of her face..

as we all knew, she lied.
linky