"Mader blamed the boy's injury on a green railing, which she said blends in with the landscaping. Mader said the railing should be painted a brighter color.

Okay, let's break this down. Your stupid fucking idiot model sprog pampered whiner ran into a railing that blended in with the landscaping, so therefore he was trying to RUN INTO A BUSH, and we're supposed to sympathize? HE'S THE EXACT FUCKING REASON WHY PEOPLE SHOULD BE TESTED BEFORE THEY'RE ALLOWED TO REPRODUCE.

"This accident was preventable had the railings and safety measures been correct at this park, " Mader wrote in her claim. "

Ah, dammit. It's only the first day of 2004 and already I'm painfully disappointed in american society. I wish this kid had impailed his stupid little face in that fence and that the mom dropped dead from a "oh my god, my free paycheck is ruined!" attack and thus saved us all from one more lazy-spoiled-brat-turned-stage-mother. Gah. Fuck this, I'm gonna go get drunk.

Ah, but the little tyke's so *cute*.

This society should spend more time continuing to reward physical beauty (which usually comes without any work whatsoever to completely arbitrary humans) and less time humoring bitter old cranks like yourself who would employ logic to determine the direction of the human race (which certainly has little hope until a majority of it learns to dodge bushes).

Okay, I'm drunk now, and feeling very Johnny Depp as Cpt. Jack Sparrow when I say "Fek you all, that's very interesting".

Come on now...Can't we all just get along? SAFETY, it's all about Safety!!

"T3hM-16sux0rz: I just got banned for 37 HOURS (wtf?) from fark. Oh, and MY ASSHOLE IS CLOSED."

I don't know why I quoted this here of all places, but it seemed as appropriate as anywhere (nowhere). ^_^

rong b0x0r.