T3hM-16sux0rzSat Dec 20
 
How to look like a coksuckin' metrosexual
 
 
vasudevaSat Dec 20
 
Just what IS a metrosexual? Someone who enjoys sex in the city?
 
 
BeachGoatSat Dec 20
 
I wonder if he can fit his ego into the car, or if he has to rent a truck to haul it in.
 
 
PorkyFenmanSat Dec 20
 
The epitome of cool , style & wisdom . Step off the fashion-go-round , think , think for yourself & just be yourself .
 
 
MOMADSat Dec 20
 
Wow, Kid Rock's cousin can really strut his inbreeding!
 
 
T3hM-16sux0rzSat Dec 20
 
A metrosexual is a dude who wants to be gay, and acts gay, but just can't bear the thought of a cock in his mouth.
 
 
vasudevaSat Dec 20
 
Oh. Any emo kid, in other words.
 
 
wolferSun Dec 21
 
i thought it was a heterosexual that does his hair and goes to the mall and buys tight shirt and basically acts like a chic but bangs mowen...
 
 
wolferSun Dec 21
 
metrosexual

(met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
—metrosexuality n.
 
 
BeachGoatSun Dec 21
 
This guy is more "Joe Dirt" than Kid Rock
 
 


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