With apologies to the well-meaning, this guy has his head up his ass. For one, he misses the essentially spoiled nature of Paris-Richie's reaction to hardship, not simply the number of their material goods. For another, the event he cites as his opening proof -- Woman Trampled at WalMart by Sale-Crazed Mob -- has been exposed as a scam.

i wish I WAS paris hilton... i would dress up like the green chick on star trek and make out with vasudeva (captain vasudeva)

wait.. no... thats not right...

BUT

it could be !

^__^

You people are weird.

Nichole Richie fell out of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down.

You people are weird.

haha, you don't say?

Nichole Richie fell out of the ugly tree and broke every branch on the way down.

And Paris Hilton didn't?

i do not believe that we are all boxes of hair.

Paris Hilton looks like a frog.
/"i do not believe that we are all boxes of hair". Oh, we are my friend. We are.

Any one of you would stick it to Paris Hilton. Don't BS yourself. If she were in front of you, ass up in the air, you'd be pitching the biggest tent of your life.

Even if she is kinda froggy. ;P

i have to agree with shadowcaster... i think she is pretty sexy.. froggy or not..

Paris Hilton == rong box0r

Yes, if given the chance I would bang her.
But that's not going to happen.

Most of the folks in here, when presented with a hamster ass in the air in front of them would be gettin' ready for some poundin'.

H4M57444444R !!!!!

"Admit It: You, Too, Are Penis Head....."