Pupils Conquer Fear Of Computers
Some dumb kid from a poor brown country learns about computers for the first time ever and fears for his life.

by johnlenin 843 Reads
on Thu Jan 08 2009 Add to your ClipSwarm
Deciding vote went to: SexNinja: +1 goatse... you still have work to do old friend :)

Alpha votes:
0 by nurglets
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+1 by SexNinja , goatse... you still have work to do old friend :)
+1 by tantrum , polish
+1 by hobo , Computers scare me too
-1 by fastlane , scary pc wooooooo
-1 by Wotak , dumb
-1 by Dumbskull , Kamal needs to conquer his fear of the Kock
-1 by GrapeApe , hurray for brown kids!
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SyntheticGodThu Jan 08
 

To be fair, World of Warcraft has killed several people worldwide and that can ONLY be played on a computer. The kid was right to be afraid. I'd put good odds he'll have a level 80 Priest within two years and a crippling social disorder within three.

 
 
graycubeThu Jan 08
 

Back when I used to run computer systems for the police we had this one detective whose job it was to kick in the doors of drug houses. The guy would sit in front of a computer at the station and totally freeze up. He would start shaking and burping and be completely unable to even press the key he wanted. He was really afraid of the computer.

 
 
johnleninThu Jan 08
 

He would start shaking and burping

he was percolating

 
 


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