'See that guy over there? He only has one chin, what a communist! What is Ricky Gervais doing on stage with us?'

Look! I can see the end to our campaign...

Ok, he is kind of cute, but why does he want to do it in my EAR?

'Look Sarah, all your kids look retarded from this angle'

'That one looks Jewish, and that one's a Coon, who let all of this riffraff into the room?'

^ Haha ^

'You see that sign there?' 'It says MAVERICK!'

'...and we're installing a oil pipeline and a combination gun range/hockey rink right there!'

'Hey you over there! Yeah you! Come pull my finger...'

Look ..it's the dingleberrys from LinkSwarm.com.

(Into earphone)' All right Sarah,stay calm now, our # 2 man's got a clean shot, when I give the signal you duck.'

McCain: 'I'm totally kicking that hippies ass after the show.'

Palin: 'Ooooo Johnny, that's HOT!'

Douche in the back: 'Honey, don't forget to tell me when I can stop smiling.'

McCain - 'yeah, I totally fucked that chick over there.' Palin - 'Out of what?'

Listen Bitch, if you don't start helping my campaign, I'm going to send you and your country-hating beau back to Ice Station Zebra.

McCain: Tell your husband to stop grabbing my ass in public... Okay?

Palin: You Betcha!

It's the Lord Jesus! He has returned!

I can see Russia from here!

Palin -' John, you know its rude to point.' McCain - ' sorry I think I left my walker over yonder' The straight talk express just ran out of gas

mc cain - Look there! he is one of my army buddies I fucked when locked up in nam, bless jesus, he did good head.

'That guy over there? He's richer than shit. He'll be you renting for the night.'

'Look! they are passing around a Palin Sex Doll!' Party!

You renting?

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McCain: That jackass over there is even more Dyslexic than you are.