insert obligatory chex reference here

I hope he had a beer waiting for him at the inner tube.

Hah sweet.

Police are investigating the ad to determine whether it is linked to the robbery, Willis said.

Stupid police, of course it's linked.

So sad lol. Nobody noticed or tried to run after the one construction guy out of the dozen milling around that was running towards the river.

lol. Beautiful! I hope he gets away with it just for being so creative. DB Cooper original thinkin' strikes again..

Nobody noticed or tried to run after the one construction guy

really?

after answering the question 'is that my money?', i'd think ' i ain't risking gettin shot. that money's insured.'

Yeah, I admit...I'd be the guy standing in the office across the street, smiling while saying to myself, 'lucky bastard'. lol