X by nocal , LOL gold yay gold it's the best i looove gold wanna fuck some gold gold pussy mm eat it fuck ys

You could just keep fucking your hand. It's not going up or down in value. Plus, your hand is soft and gently retarded. Bonus points, dude.

Haha, $ and S look similar. Holy fuck, how did I never realize this?

I'm going to trade mark $hit $torm and print up 300 million tee shirts that say:

'I survived the $hit $torm of '08 and all I got left is this fucking tee shirt'

I will trade them for gold or a unit of time picking apples and stuff.

I am just waiting for the market guru to simply say ' I am telling all my investors to put their money into canned goods and shotguns'

We haven't seen the bottom yet I am afraid. It will take weeks for the 'bailout' to go into effect. In the meantime (and i hope I am wrong) I see stocks TANKING until it goes into effect. Then a small rise.

then the dollar is on the peso scale of value.

This is gonna suck

Time for husbands to whore out their wives. Gotta keep the beer money stream fluid.

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