Palin is going to mop the floor with Biden!

Expalin how that's going to happen. Her only ability so far seems to be mopping the floor with her self.

Just watch tonight douchebag. I can make fun of you tomorrow.

This will easily be the single most demanding thing Joe Biden will ever do. I'm serious. He has to sift through actual intelligence and make decisions on senate policy and draft plans to save Iraq and shit. But he will have to sit through and treat this woman as if she were his equal. I can't even think of an analogy for something so insulting and difficult.

Better yet, let's bet on the following...You, being you, are going to see exactly what you want to see. No performance, however bad, is going to disappoint you. If you are substantially disappointed, I'll give you $20, and I'll ask wolfer to consider giving your house a total HVAC overhaul.

In any case, whether you continue your current leaky-faucet campaign of funhouse-mirror numb-nuttedness, or truly inherit a new sense of actual coherency from this gifted, amazing and powerful barbie doll, we all win.

Let's look forward to a better you.

Done...she mopped, period. End of story.

Haha.

She didn't completely fall on her fucking face again.

Let's discuss your favorite points of her 'mopping' performance, and why you thought they were effective.

I got lost in the meaningless words every time she went into ramble mode and attempted to wander around the direct questions while whistlin' dixie and talkin' in dummy speak.

Was I alone?

I really hope I was alone. I was beating the meat right up until the end... then they brought the retarded blob on stage and my boner deflated.

::sadpeener::

But I digress. Tell us how the red teams harpie 'mopped', sir.

They both did that. However, Biden managed to come across as the guy with the experience and of being actually deserving of being up there, fully qualified for the position. Palin, regardless of having the bar set so low that she could not fail spectacularly even if she tried, does not.

I like how both members of the republican caimpaign have this virtue of a low bar to walk over, while the Obama caimpaign is staffed with pole-vaulters and much reach new pinacles with every performance.