The Real Girlfriend Experience
'What happens when you share a walk on the beach or a piece of pizza instead of, oh, something that ends in job?'
by MstrLance 1814 Reads
on Mon Sep 22 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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truenativeMon Sep 22
 

I've had real dates at that bowling alley. Lol.. Hometown heros!

 
 
MstrLanceMon Sep 22
 

With a hooker?

 
 
truenativeMon Sep 22
 

Unfortunately not a Hooker :(

 
 
MstrLanceMon Sep 22
 

:(

 
 
wotakMon Sep 22
 

TN, please edit your comment to include a large chested hooker in a strapless tube dress and 6' heels. kthnx.

 
 
truenativeMon Sep 22
 

WTF is my new Avatar?

 
 
DumbskullMon Sep 22
 

This reminds me of the lame fuck who paid a wad of cash just to be able to say he only got a hug and cuddle in a brothel.

 
 
government_death_robotMon Sep 22
 

^ same.

but bowling with a hooker is probably more fun than snuggling. especially if you win.

 
 
wotakMon Sep 22
 

^ Anything with a hooker is better than snuggling... except the AIDS. That part would potentially suck ass. In such cases of hooker inflicted AIDS; hemroids may be more better. Severe ass cheek heat rash is also an option that doesn't have to include AIDS, or even hookers, for that matter.

Don't even get me started on Yiffing.

 
 
ghostriderTue Sep 23
 

True, you've been Ninja'd.

Sorry about your luck.

 
 
frijoleThu Sep 25
 

pretty good article.

put putt chick was a b1tch tho

 
 


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