'I don't know why I'm submitting this.'

You're just looking out for Ghostie while he's away. I'm ok with that.

When you gonna buy me a canned ham I`ve been waiting so long When you gonna buy it When you gonna satisfy me

I like a canned ham baby (baby) Canned ham that`s for me When I think about it Sends me into ecstasy

Put it in a skillet Fry it nice and brown Put it in my pocket gonna carry it around & around & around & around

Norman Greenbaum -1970-

The same traitorous Jew that sang 'Spirit in the Sky' about Jeebus.

I know that aint Kosher...

'The main part of the music should be the melody. Percussion should be secondary. They should not bend notes electronically and should not use instruments like electric guitars, bass guitars or saxophones in Jewish music,'

That's some cutting edge thinking, right there.

You name one top 40 hit that abides by these rules... (YOU CAN NOT)

Exactly, that shit is pure rebellion! It's the new R&R, baby.

Here's one.

CATAMITE