I like spiders. They eat the really annoying insects like flies and mosquitoes.
They're useful scary things, and if i find one indoors, I'll put him outside so he can feast.
We gots minimal cooties indoors.
And after all that...I'm laughing like hell, dragging the spider around ,but you know that through some sorta internetkarmicmysticalblasthefuckouttaya, I'm gonna get bitten to death by an invasion of spiders , while laying in bed tonight.
At least I'll die in my sleep.
Maybe.
