After 9/11, the rules for lyrical content tightened. Even without obscenities, the Misfits got parental advisory stickers because of the bloodiness in songs like 'Helena,' named after the 1993 horror movie 'Boxing Helena.'

WTF horror movie???

OK.

You go ahead and haggle semantics with the author, and I'll sit here and cry in my beer over the fact that Jerry FUCKING Only is a jesusfreak.

This is your father's Misfits.

He doesn't care what Danzig thinks of the band now. 'You gotta realize, Glenn's been out of the band 25 years, and people should get over it.'

Do they talk ever?

'Yeah, every day we have tea,' Only joked with a snort of laughter, then added: 'No. I'm a Christian, and he's a son of Satan. What do we have in common?'

Powermove in Christian Hollywood Squares: 'Glenn Danzig for the win.'

Artie 'Killer' Kane underwent a similar transmogrification after he left the Dolls. He still rocks right the fuk out, though.

Why does Jebus always have to fuck everything up?