I always wonder why Malcolm McDowell signed up to play the lead in this film.

Have you seen his movies? he's one lucky limey to of gotten any roles at all. Best thing he ever did(besides Clockwork, natch) was Time After Time, although If was cool.

Oh, and the scene where the broad sucks off the midget turned me off Caligula for life.

Caligula rocked. So did Cat People. Well, they did when I was a teenager anyway.

^ ^ see the move 'If'

for the other decent film McDowell did (besides Tank girl)

if you like clockwork orange, then you should get on with If.

besides Tank Girl You jackass

oh fuck

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besides Tank Girl

You (nurgleming) Jackass.

I don't see how turning a film into a porno is necessarily a bad thing.