Id probably hit it.

I'd let my Salmon Spawn all up in that

Yeah, McCain's camp looked hard at this VP selection.

Wow. As if the Dems didn't have it easy enough. It doesn't matter to me that the kid is preggers, it's just that this woman has no control of her personal life and is a small time politician. How the hell is she going to debate Biden?

She will kill him in the Swim suit compition!!!

Palin has been in politics since 1992, having served 4 years on a town council, 6 years as mayor, 1 year on a state regulatory commission, and 2 years as Governor. She also has 9 years of executive experience. 

 If being a Governor is more similar to being President then its still more experience than Clinton, Obama, McCain, or Biden.

Palin has challenged entrenched and powerful superiors (her mentor on town council, the incumbent mayor, the state party chairman, the attorney-general, the incumbent governor of her own party) and every time has succeeded from a position of political weakness but ethical high ground. As mayor, she successfully cut taxes and managed to be elected the president of the Alaska Conference of Mayors. As Governor, she's paved the way for new pipeline development, introduced new laws on ethics, and forced oil companies to accept new taxes.

Palin's achievements in her short time in office are not out of line with the other candidates.

apparently may be 5 months pregnant, meaning she couldnt' have had the downs baby.

Well, I guess that Scandal is Kaput. At least there is this for our PETA friends:

Palin's Trophy Kill

'Palin's achievements in her short time in office are not out of line with the other candidates'

Oh cmon. For serious?

uh

acheron

she was mayor of a town with like 8,000 people.

slam dunk

I wouldn't have waited my time copying and pasting all that shit if I wasn't serious. 

Yea and she has been the Governor of a state with a population of 700,000 for 2 years. I think there is more people in the Phoenix area then that, I havnt checked lately.

Hey because you wont work for a split tail doesn't mean no one else will.

are you posting from your typewriter now or something

I dont know why the fuck that happened?

HEY SHAYNA THE GULDURN ACH PEE KEEPS ON FOCKIN RUININ MUH INTERNET WORDS

last time we ever take a computah from yr parents, guddamnit

I dont get it, I guess your taking a stab at me and my family and our computer now? If so good one man. Damn your witty.

My wifes name is Karen though and we got our computer from Dell a few years back and even though the MB is crapping out I can still get it to work.

Thanks for being concerned though.

I dont get it

All this fuss over a pregnant slagette.

Hey guess what, since this last rumor fizzled out like a bad fart.

Todd Palin was arrested 22 years ago for a DUI. Now tell me thats not news worthy .

One time Palin was at a restaurant and took a massive shit, then left the restroom without wiping or washing her hands. Tell everyone you know.

that supposed hunting pic?

that's a live moose, covered in her menstrual blood.

sarah palin funfact: her perineum ruptured when she gave birth to one of her absurdly named whorechildren. fortunately it was full of twinkie cream!

Oh, and another time she totally farted in K-Mart while there was a baby in a stroller RIGHT THE FUCK BEHIND HER. Seriously.

palin funfact: the soles of her feet are smooth yet musty, and her husband fucks her footpussy instead of masturbating (which is sinful)

palin funfact: cankles, dude. cankles.

Her glasses aren't prescription and she shampoos with hand soap.

palin funfact: she's actually not really attractive. you know how if you have a job where you don't see a lot of women, you'll see someone 'work hot'? like, you're drooling but then you realize that at a bar, she would be average? well if you're a republican chances are you're pretty ugly so

shampoos with hand soap.

lol

palin funfact: one time her husband made a near-fatal pronunciation error. he meant to call his wife a 'huntress'

palin funfact: totally had a perm. until 2004

palin funfact: likes hard candy

palin funfact: trig is actually short for trisomal ignoramus. or possibly an anagram for 'grit'

palin funfact: cleaned up the alaskan shoreline with pussyfarts

Palin works out to Olivia Newton-John tapes because Richard Simmons has 'terrible fashion sense for a faggot.'

also, she still uses a VCR.

She had doctors surgically remove all of her children through her butthole to protect the sanctity of her vagina and because they were just going to get poo all over them anyway so why not?

Wolfer, we all know the true reason you endorse Palin. You are a blatant racist so-and-so! You have proven your distaste for black americans on numerous occasions. You'd rather vote for anyone other than a qualified black man. Mccain could have picked Pamela Anderson as a running mate and you'd still be making justifications on her merit just to joist your evil agenda.

Just like I'm sure you're rooting that the 40-ounce drinking, 'nigger' heathens in New Orleans drown in flood waters from Gustuv. PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK. SOMEDAY, PEOPLE LIKE ME WILL GO TO WAR WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND AFTER WE KILL YOU ALL THE WORLD WILL BE MUCH LIKE DR. KING'S DREAM.

Tantrum, your lack of knowledge of me, makes me laugh. If you are holding on to some silly comment I made here from 2 years ago, then I feel sorry for you. The majority of the board members here are more E-Racist then anyone I have ever seen.

The reason I endorse McCain/Palin is because I have been a Republican since I could wipe my ass and I think they would be a better in office then the other.

First Obama is not qualified, Tell me 2 things he has done politically.

Second, I have family (Father/Mother/brother/sister) in WestLake La. Their house was destroyed when Rita went through. My dad has had 9 back surgeries and instead of sitting around blaming someone for it, he rebuilt his house and is now living in it. So I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

o here we goes

Sayyyyyyy. What's this? A bear trap with a crisp five dollar bill sitting in the middle? I'll pull it out with my teeth since the bear trap will know my face isn't a bear.

No seriously im cool, im not going to get into some stupid BS because someone is butt hurt about what ever.

See unless you have physically met me, then your statements of what you think of me are a joke.

So im going to enjoy the rest of my weekend before I head back to work and school.

In fact, im going to go get me a 40 oz.

she's paved the way for new pipeline development, introduced new laws on ethics

Husband works for oil company, and she's currently be investigated by the Alaskan for an ethics violation.

Shoulda refreshed the thread before commenting.

Obama not qualified??

He has more experience than W had going into his presidency, and look what a shitfuck that has been. Vote Republican if you have to, hell, I might be a Republican myself if they had less lies, less god, and more of their true ideals, but to say Obama is not qualified is just bad GOP talking points. He's more than qualified, and Biden solidifies his foreign policy brain power. As I like to tell my GOP In-Laws, you just don't want to pay for crackhead babies. I understand wanting to pay less taxes, but seriously, who has ever FUCKING LOWERED TAXES??

wait...

what....?

It sure as fuck wasn't a Republican.

I've done my research, go and do yours, my friend.

Wolfer, I know exactly who you are--I've seen your myspace.

You wonderful faggot you.

I just got home from work and this thread's the most fun I've had all day.

Nocal really has a hard-on for Palin

I was born and raised a person with a brain, because of that I choose to have an opinion instead of following what I checked off when I registered to vote as my affiliation with a party.

Obama has done quite a few things in Illinois if you care to do any research, but its easier to not look into it and be baffled about his political career. P.S. Fox News isn't a good source of information on him.

Secondly third I have a family (12 boys and girls) My sons wife's daughter's baby's (12 months w/aids,diapers, and democrat) house was burned down in the flood waters of Katrina. Their baby rebuilt the house instead of complaining about how hard life is on infants. That's why we shouldn't vote for McCain.

that supposed hunting pic? that's a live moose, covered in her menstrual blood.

Palin funfact: Actually, I am pretty sure that is a caribou, and that is not her menstrual blood.It is slimy caribou afterbirth. It was birthed alive straight from her Alaskan frontierwoman's vagina. Then she killed it with her own BARE HANDS to put food on her family. Right after this picture was taken she sucked out it's eyeballs and jammed them into that little blind kid's eyesockets and then prayed to BABY JEEEZUS and just like that he could see. IT WAS A FUKIN MIRACLE I TELLYA!!!

The caribou was delicious by the way. She served it with potatoes.

My sons wife's daughter's baby's (12 months w/aids,diapers, and democrat

HAHAHA, WHAT?!

apparently may be 5 months pregnant, meaning she couldnt' have had the downs baby.

Actually, if they say she is 5 months pregnut now that means she will be only 7 months during the election. Perfect timing for a 'miscarriage' before the baby is actually supposed to be born. This site makes the claim pretty reasonable to consider at least.

I want Piss Stick results, stat!