Woman find large stash of porn, police must thoroughly inspect all the porn to see if any child porn is present. (They have probable cause, since all porn collectors are pedos, you know...)

IF they find child porn, they'll check the surveillance vids. Nice work, officers.

Fucking mediahypeshitfest.

If it's vintage and not pedio it could be worth a fortune. In the first couple of years selling on eBay we bought the contents of an estate from a man on his death bed. Included was 3 Van-Loads (seriously) of vintage porn. The deal ended up making at least 100k for the Boss by the time it was all sold off.

Uncle Bob's Storage

truth in advertising.

Fucking mediahypeshitfest. Exactly.

I think it would be fun to have the job of sorting all that stuff. Have three big piles: Disgustingly Illegal, Disgusting but Legal, Legal and Hot. Gay and furry porn just goes into the fire.

Who really thinks a self-storage place called Uncle Bob's Storage is going to have surveillance vids from April?

Something smells fishy here. Nobody has paid since April. A 'new customer' just happens to open it up and find crates of porn. What about the lock on the door? Did it just fall off? Or the 'Uncle Bob' himself? When the rent doesn't get paid, does he just cut the lock off, not open the door, and let the new renter clean out the old unit?

If I owned a storage business I could put anything I wanted in units, fill out some rental paperwork with dummy names, and be immune when the cops bust it. 'That renter hasn't been here in a while officers...'