Kickass

OMFG - How did we possibly progress past the stone age without one of these?

goatee = face mullet

Had it not been for the redneck narritor I would take it seriously

i now several guys that either have one of those, or pay some barbershop to do it, cuz they ain't no WAY they's gonna hold a straight line on they own

goatee=facepussy

^best comment EVER^ lmao

full beards should be more popular.

What I want is a vacuum attachment that will suck every hair straight out away from my face and then nip every one to the exact same fucking length.

A face flowbee, in other words.

I'd pay.

Goatse saver.

This thing is retarded. If you can't shave/trim properly, you shouldn't be rocking the facial hair.

Facemullet? Facepussy?

Pfft.

What I want is a vacuum attachment that will suck every hair straight out away from my face and then nip every one to the exact same fucking length. A face flowbee, in other words. I'd pay.

Right the fuck on. I'd buy one. Trimming every stray by hand after the clippers miss is a serious pain in the dick.

This would be good for Nocal to trim his pyoobs......when he finaly grows them.