I try harder next time.

Yeah the name is stupid but holy shit; the dumb cunt Mom shouldn't have been arrested for it.

'This is satire' Asshat indeed, bobacus

Damn, I missed that at the bottom of the page.

p'zone'd

Alopecia Davies wasn't any hint?

DoghwI'

The bitch almost named her kid chapp-it-too-mee

That's almost as bad as Condoleezza.

An example had to be made of someone. I mean, Klingon? Who is going to remember how to spell the damn name when it's full of dashes, apostrophes and random capitalized letters? But she tried to write it with Klingon characters too, didn't she? Well, I support jailing stubborn twits that actually make their kids' lives harder. The kid would either shorten the name herself to fit in or be an absolute bitch making sure everyone spells it 'properly'. In conclusion, we need more anti-idiocy laws. 'Because some people are too dumb to think for themselves.'

I support arresting stupid people as well.

I don't see the hubbub. My name has a kooky Irish spelling and no one's ever been able to spell it properly and it doesn't bother me in the slightest. In fact, I get to feel smug about it, since why would you randomly guess it'd be spelled that way without even asking, you moron? (Everyone always forgets the 'o' in 'hoax'.)

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The Protong

But what does it mean in the proto-tongue phonectically?

'Cal' = 'Universal'

'Me' = 'Self'

'Lon' = 'Womb'

'Ar' = 'Worship'

So, what I read is:

'Universal Worship of Your Own Pussy'

Great, accurate name for a woman.

Racism pretending to be satire is more correct.

Hey! Its THeeeeeeeeeeeRat! Hi Rat! Hows the bile?