The Worst Of All Possible Vaginas
In my dreams her terrible vagina wrapped around my whole body and swallowed it hole, only to queef out a skeleton a few days later, like a monster out of Norse myths.

by johnlenin 3103 Reads
on Mon Jul 21 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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vasudevaMon Jul 21
 
Worth it just for the skeleton queefing.
 
 
The_Anti_RiceMon Jul 21
 
He didn't have to include the last paragraph.
 
 
bobacusMon Jul 21
 
Fap, Fap, Fap
 
 
RegulatorMon Jul 21
 
The ad at the bottom of the page was great it said ARE YOU SCARED OF WOMAN lmao
 
 
johnleninMon Jul 21
 
there's ad's?
 
 
johnleninMon Jul 21
 
ads, even.


fuck a turnip.
 
 
nocalMon Jul 21
 
vaginae?
 
 
freakmachineMon Jul 21
 
'it was Heather’s vagina'

haha, hi Heather
 
 
PutaMadreMon Jul 21
 
Heather's isn't that bad, is it?
 
 
CrackalackinTue Jul 22
 
Most excellent. I also LOL'd at the skeleton queef.

Speaking on which, where is (Mundhra's?) opus about the girl that didn't wipe enough? Now that MegaRad is gone, what's to preserve it for all posterity?
 
 
dentTue Jul 22
 
I remember that^
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeTue Jul 22
 
^^It was Vas, you fagits.

Read it here.

It's one of my all-time faves, too.
 
 
freakmachineTue Jul 22
 
That was the best story, well maybe not ever, but it was excellent. Right up there with The Skin Ranch and the Hand Grenade.
 
 
mundhraTue Jul 22
 
this was so good.
 
 
johnleninTue Jul 22
 
This is how I came to have sex with... Sunny

 
 


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