I think O'Reilly is funny. I like to play a game called 'wtf is he thinking?' I watch him, and try to come up with his inner monologue.
Man, I really need to shit. I wonder if yelling at this jerk off will distract me from my bowels, or if it will make me shit my pants. I'm going to try anyway... fuck I'm awesome. I yelled right in his fucking face. The producers are so going to pat me on the shoulder tonight. I love when they touch me. Hey, I forgot what this segment was about. Fuuuuuck. I'll segue into illegal immigration just to be safe. Ok, they didn't seem to notice. Uh oh, he keeps looking at my neck. I knew this was a terrible collar. Becky is so fired. I bet she wants to fuck me.
