Saw the Meat Puppets recently; they're old, but not bad.
'Do you know what it sounds like when a tapeworm, like a 50 FOOT tapeworm, slithers out of your ass and rears it's ugly head? It sounds something like this: '
(cue 30 seconds of unbearably loud guitar string screeching)
'This is dedicated to the little boy that lives in my bowels. It's called, MR. TAPEWORM!!!!'