Dumbass Kid Jumps Fences At Six Flags, Gets Decapitated By Batman
The 17-year-old park visitor was killed after scaling two fences -- one of which was six feet tall -- around the Batman roller coaster, park spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a statement.

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http://tinyurl.com/4daeru
 
 
pjp56Tue Jul 01
 
Chuck Darwin's somewhere, happy as hell, chortlin' at the righteousness
of his life's work.
'More proof ..more proof ...more ...proof..haaaardy har har'
 
 
nocalTue Jul 01
 
yes a person killed by a roller coaster, darwinsim yesss i love it, a car crash? darwin was brilliant. and when a man dies in an elevator of a brain aneurysm i chortle mightily because i do not understand what i am talking about *chortles*
 
 
MstrLanceTue Jul 01
 
The kid failed to survive due to a lack of fitness in his decision-making faculty.
 
 
johnleninTue Jul 01
 
Nocal clearly doesn't understand how evolution works.
 
 
nocalTue Jul 01
 
the driving force of evolution is the g-force
 
 
DumbskullTue Jul 01
 
The kid could have lost something of value like his cell phone during the ride and wanted to get it back. He may have even asked the park peeps to help him, but as usual they blew him off... because they do not make enough money to go out of their way to assist a kid who needs help. Or maybe not.
 
 
johnleninTue Jul 01
 
Or maybe he was evolving.
 
 
wreckerWed Jul 02
 
Maybe nocal could jump the fence next time. You know, so we can re-test this hypothesis.
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeWed Jul 02
 
Nocal jumped the fence quite some time ago.
 
 
nocalWed Jul 02
 
hey i have an idea

re write your comment, but make it 'funny' so that when people read it they aren't convinced that they should have never left fark
 
 
vasudevaWed Jul 02
 
hey i have an idea

meow
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeWed Jul 02
 
hey i have an idea, too

let's leave it as is, and maybe be you'll not be convinced that you should've ever left fark

/foodforthought
 
 
nocalWed Jul 02
 
oh i get it you're saying i'm from fark

like how i said that that's where you should be

only you said that's where i'm from

is the same kind of turnabout going to happen when i call you old and boring because frankly i'm nearing my mid 20s and getting kind of scared of that

i will still say that wrecker has a big rotund head because i'm not worried about him trying to turn that one against me
 
 
Clavis_ApocalypticaeWed Jul 02
 
Your tale has grown tiresome.
 
 
nocalWed Jul 02
 
i know i can't be funny or witty...

...ah yes i will take the high road
 
 
LORDKAHUNAWed Jul 02
 
 
 
nocalWed Jul 02
 
^ his tail grows furrily
 
 
LORDKAHUNAThu Jul 03
 
 
 
johnleninThu Jul 03
 
hahahaha

HURRR I AM BAER
 
 


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