Well, if guilty, I'm sure glad that Texas has those Draconian death sentence guidelines.

Man, kids will fall for anything.

I hate it when my mom takes me to daycare, makes me smoke crack and dance around in womens underwear.

pedophiles hate it when bobacus smokes crack and dances around in women's underwear, because even pedophiles have standards

The earth shakes like Reno when I smoke crack and dance.

I wish they gave me silly pills when I was in daycare

Silly pills, you say? hmmmm

'...a close-knit, conservative bean-processing town of with more than 30 churches.'

'..four children ..were trained to perform in front of an audience of 50 to 100 once a week..'

OK, something doesn't quite add up here, how do you find 50 to 100 perverts to watch something like this once a week (in a conservative church town) and NO ONE finds out about it? Give me a break.

^They all to the same Church.

LADIES AND GENTELMEN... The ARISTROCRATS!!!!!

False reports of day care abuse are not uncommon. Of course, not all of them used silly pills...