Paris Hilton can't bare to see sex tape
Paris Hilton just could be the only person in America by now who hasn't watched her infamous X-rated video. Guess she doesnt read linkswarm either... hmmmm

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SpiffyMcToadThu Nov 20
 
The world weaps for that poor girl, she just never seems to catch a break. I hope that she can find some solice in the fact that she is fabulously wealthy and will never have to work a day in her life, time will only tell.
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Fri Nov 21
 
As fucking if, she never watched the tape...maybe she means she hasn't watched it since it came out on the net...she knew the tape was being made, and I'm sure she watched it plenty of times with her ex. What a dolt.
 
 
MOMADFri Nov 21
 
Okay. The only reason she can't watch the tape NOW must be because she thinks her hairdo is out of style. By the way she kept flipping and re-arranging her hair at the camera to make sure it looks just right, it's obvious that the whole thing was totally self-indulgent for her and I'm sure at the time she watched it over and over. I bet she also thinks she looks fat in it.
 
 
vasudevaFri Nov 21
 
She doesn't like her ass, either. She covers it with her hand and then refuses to fuk the other dude in a way that the camera gets a good look at it.

She does, however, like her cellphone an awful lot.

I just wish her ringtone was that Herbie-the-Love-Bug cavalry "CHARGE!"
 
 
LuckyLucianoFri Nov 21
 
she is taking the best route for publicity. lets all cry for the billionare....
 
 
pumpkinass_69_69_69Fri Nov 21
 
she should see the video so she can see how poorly she gives head.
 
 
mudvayne_69_69_69Fri Nov 21
 
true to that
 
 
kHzFri Nov 21
 
i bet she smells wonderful.
 
 
IHateRegisteringFri Nov 21
 
“I can't walk the streets. It's too embarrassing. I don't want to go out anymore. I don't want to party.” Boofuckinghoo!
 
 


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