I always wondered why there were so many unwed teen moms at the LDS church I did scouts at. Even for the eighties, I thought that there were a fucking lot of girls pregnant, but no boyfriends were around. Warren Jeffs wouln't have ever had any pussy if it wasn't for the mormon church.Now that he has had more than his legal and fair share, I say we sell him to a tiajuana donkey show as a fluffer.