Awesome fucking article, I've toyed with the idea of steroids for a while now, fuck that.

We have a guy who did juice in the 70's when it was OK. Now I swear to god he cannot bend his feet/toes up towards his knee/shin area. When he walks his ankles NEVER move as if they are prostetics so he doesn't have the normal walk, i.e. knee forward followed by the lower half of the leg. It's more like a shuffle walk all day long. And his body tone looks so fucking wierd as if the muscles are falling off of the bone if thats possible

Wake up, eat, jerk off, work out, eat, jerk off, eat, work out, eat, jerk off, eat, sleep. lol

That's my regimen, too

I met a couple of guys from school who were doing the whole steroids thing back in the 80's.

They almost talked me into doing it too. They got laid allot. as in girls flying at them with their legs open laid. But having some understanding about body chemistry I turned them down.

The move like Ozzy Osbourn now. Bad shakes, liver transplant for one the other went through a bout of testical cancer and are .. fried, 40 years old and they look like they have been run over by a bus and walk as if they are 90.

Noooooo thanks

...girls flying at them with their legs open laid.

Huh

*runs to steroid depot*

the crazy thing is that this guy really didn't do it for very long and didn't do a whole lot. there are guys that start with this kind of cycle and end up doing an awful lot more. check out pics of a guy like ronnie coleman to see what you can look like if your body can stand horse testosterone.

my dad knew a guy in the 80s who was a silver medalist powerlifter in the olympics. he was 'the strongest man in the western hemisphere' at the time. he admittedly did steroids, because 'everyone' at that level did steroids. apparently at the pan am games, the russians were using some crazy new steroid that didn't show up in tests, and they made a huge stink that every single athlete must be tested. the other athletes got wind of it and bailed; they hung out at the beach rather than fail a test. apparently the russians were the only competitors, more or less.

my dad thought he was a good guy, so he would call him 'limp dick' and shit like that in a halfhearted effort to get him to stop the steroids, but i guess the guy more or less said, 'that's all i know how to do.' don't know what ended up happening to him.

Hey Kahuna, BTW, you should try lifting and eating well.

I have a friend, Jim, more or less a big dude like you, he's had much success. The potential to gain muscle mass for your body type is enormous, no steroids required.

Uuuu.......you guys are retarded. FACT: No one is dying from steroids, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0LEj8IPHGU Tons of folks who took steroids are well into their 60's and 70's and are in INCREDIBLE shape. They look young and they still workout. The steroids keep them physically young. Why do you think doctors prescribe steroids to the elderly nowdays you douchebags?

yo u tell um mufucka, FUCK sience ami rite

I knew some guys in high school that were shooting roids. One was a friend and almost immediately turned dick head, never talked to him again. Another guy quit after his balls shrunk up to pea size. I lifted 3 times a day and went from benching 130 sophomore high school year to 390 my first year of college... I stopped working out a couple years out of school and I gained about 90lbs. in about 4 months.
Work on your cardio! that will benefit you more than any amount of power lifting ever will.

Don't let this happen to you!

I bet he gets all the chicks now. NOT!

Why do you think doctors prescribe steroids to the elderly nowdays you douchebags?

doctors prescribe steroids to those people who are deficient in their production of testosterone, you anus. that isn't just the elderly, and *shock* it doesn't hurt people who don't have enough of it.

Will you PUSSIES please watch this.......then get back to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0LEj8IPHGU

Carrot Head's too big for his breeches, LOL!

Will you PUSSIES please watch this.......then get back to me.

dude i'm sorry i insulted your drug of choice

to make amends i will help cure your bacne

Youtube: Not surprisingly, this piece of footage never received much attention from the main stream media.

Gack 'They' must hate my ideas for their TRUTH!

didn't you PUSSIES know?!?!?!?!

youtube = the height of scientific knowledge