Scalia is considered the Court's leading proponent of 'originalism.' This is a legal philosophy whereby the proponent attempts to locate the most dickish elements of the founding fathers' political views, magnify them, and disingenuously use them as a pretext for perpetuating dickish views. In other words, the phrase 'I am an originalist,' is synonymous with 'I am a racist, but I'm too much of a pussy to just come out and say it because I went to college.' It's the legal philsophy the audience on Jerry Springer would have if they went to Harvard or Yale law schools.

do i write for this site or something

well hell... They're almost all only American dickheads.
Surely there's more significant fuckwads in LOTS of other countries.

They're not called dicks in other countries.

This is a great list. Lost of good ammo that's easy to point republicans (and other types) to.