So many of the females have the same blank apprehensive stare, like they're waiting for something to hit them any minute, and they're not sure if it's going to be a wine cooler, a fist, or a welfare check.

High-larious!

I guess 'Chav' is limey for 'Ghetto'.

That's the thousand yard stare. Each childhood spent with a gropey, well-lagered, chavdaddy is equivalent to two tours in Vietnam.

i did i 5 yr tour of chatham,birthplace of chavdom. goddam if that place isnt the worst shit hole ive ever seen, fuck the mass genocide of the congo.

...and the penis stealing

this reminds me of those spray-tan kissyface new jersey guidos and their women.

Maybe I'm having _that_ kind of a day, but I would so hit it (not the bride, but pretty much any other skirt in that video). And I mean in a wham-bam-goodbye-ma'am kind of way.

Chavs, weddings, and a white dress? I don't think so. I guess the Brit Mommy State doesn't terminate 'benefits' to married assembly lines.