'However lousy it is to sit in your basement and pretend to be an elf, I can tell you from personal experience it's worse to sit in your basement and try to figure if Ginger or Mary Ann is cuter.'
So from what I gather if we could get everyone to throw their TV's into the garden chipper and harness all the world's thought hours, we'd be living like Star Trek by now.
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See what other swarmers have to say about it. People love this place, so I feel fine about sending you there and am confident you will enjoy boners.
