That Bitch!

'It's easy and everyone can do it,'

because suicide any other way is just complicated and exclusive.

There are so many other cheap. easy other methods that harm no one else. With the interweb out there, why does this ignorance persist?

Suicide is best left to the professionals.

Does anybody have the recipe?

2 cups chlorine bleach

143 tsp ammonia-based window cleaner

7 drams of epsom salt

1.73 tbsp vanilla extract

Puree on med. for 15-20 minutes, then simmer over low heat until frothy and golden brown. Add chopped nuts to taste

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That's way too complicated. My favorite is Pop Rocks and Coke.

Just mix bleach and drano.. or ammonia and drano... or drano and toilet bowl cleaner.. I can't remember which combination my teacher said would kill us. I'll try them all and get back to you.

perhaps bleach and ammonia?

i have pissed into the toilet, only to be nearly knocked on my ass when it sizzles and noxious gas comes wafting out

toilet cleaner and piss, the only way to die

Bleach and ammonia.

Had to explain to someone after she got sick that no, bleach will not help unclog a toilet.

'The door was closed, and she had affixed a sign on the outside [of her bathroom] warning, 'Gas being emitted,' Kyodo reported.'

How's anyone supposed to know she wasn't just suffering after a binge at Taco Bell?

Ammonia and Comet will kill you dead. Ammonia and Ajax will work also, plus you get some pretty colors to look at when you collapse on the floor.

I'm so glad she didn't use a gun.





Or Global Warming!

I bout off'd myself awhile back cleaning the bathtub.