pretty satisfying

Getting satisfaction from Fox News hemorrhaghing diarrhea of opinion is akin to drinking from an endless stream of milk and honey.

wait, are you saying I drink honey or diarrhea

I think he's saying Fox's diarrhea is like honey to you. Like Arizona Green Tea or some shit like that.

from a teat

Yes. er, no.

For those that enjoy the hilarity of senseless opinion, Fox's diarrhea spurts endlessly, always available for your consumption until time immemorial. Lay back and bask in the sweet, milky juice that moistens your lips.

Arizona Green Tea is way too high carb to be found in Xanadu, fucker. I think that shit is found in some Triumph inspired song about an everlasting kingdom, which I'm sure they penned and performed.

bigd does not know the dif between milk and caca

I've been interviewed twice by Fox News. I don't think they ever aired either of them. The TV crew doing the interview was pretty nice.

The radio interview I did - the interviewer was a real jerk.

The standard mode of operation is for the field journalist to ask you the questions, and then when they air it, the questions get dubbed over by the celebrity news anchor's voice.

I considered both interviews a success, because as a Green Party representative (at the time), I'm sure if I'd made any errors, I'd have been on national news for weeks.