Trapped, In An Elevator
The longest smoke break of Nicholas White’s life began at around eleven o’clock on a Friday night in October, 1999. Guess how many hours?

by mundhra 1490 Reads
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vasudevaWed Apr 16
 
Holy fuck, this is retardedly cool.
 
 
wotakWed Apr 16
 
Guess how many hours?

41?
 
 
BubbleBubbleWed Apr 16
 
Terrifying. I was stuck by myself in an elevator for only 30 minutes and it felt like hours.
 
 
nurglemingWed Apr 16
 
He has come to terms with the trauma of the experience but not with his decision to pursue a lawsuit instead of returning to work. If anything, it prolonged the entrapment.

if only you fucking yanks could have realized this years ago, then we wouldn't have the the litigation orientated society we have today
 
 
wotakWed Apr 16
 
Silly us, what were we thinking?!
 
 
nurglemingWed Apr 16
 
DAMN YOU COLONIES!
 
 
wotakWed Apr 16
 
Without those colonies you would not have those wonderful siege engines that are commonly used to pry apart the chlamydia enveloping your part of the planet.

I'll bet you never even thought about it that way, have you?
 
 
nurglemingWed Apr 16
 
i been wotak'd :'(
 
 
MrBBQWed Apr 16
 
The Longest smoke break of my life was this story.
 
 
magicchexThu Apr 17
 
that was pretty sweet
 
 
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