i was actually thinking of a thread where i talk about my real life pet peeves. mostly they are word related. i can never think of that many of them at once, though.
--people who use the word 'guesstimate.' i want to fucking kill you the minute it leaves your mouth.
When my opera cape gets caught on homeless people's junk.
i read this as 'when my opera cape gets caught on homeless people's dicks.'