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| | | Tell the truth: who didn't pop a massive nebuchadnezzar when they read this? | | | |
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| | | [i]She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner.[/i]
First I've heard of tampons in the anus being normal TBH. | | | |
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| | | Yes, it's perfectly normal. In fact I have some in my anus right now. | | | |
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| | | Yes, it's perfectly normal. In fact I have some in my anus right now.
meaning your vagina is refreshingly open and free
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| | | i was expecting a bloody mary garnish or something. | | | |
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| | | I was expecting a non-gay response, for some reason | | | |
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| | | Ah. I believe you want http://fark.com/
Sorry for the confusion! | | | |
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| | | No, FARK YOU, vas.
I love LS precisely because it's not Fark.
One thing I don't understand about this method:
Doesn't alcohol HURT LIKE YOUR MOTHER, when in contact with open wounds and orifices? | | | |
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| | | I love LINKSWARM for the Warm Weather and Palm Trees | | | |
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| | | 'Doesn't alcohol HURT LIKE YOUR MOTHER, when in contact with open wounds and orifices?'
Could you test this and get back to the group, please? | | | |
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| | | What ever happened to inject grain alcohol under your eyelids. Fucking kids these days... they'll jam any booze soaked thing up their cooze.
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| | | And I thought wine enimas were hard core | | | |
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| | | A vodka douche is more in order now. Not peppar I assume. | | | |
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| | | Wasn't there some dude who died a couple years ago from his wife pouring vodka up his butt? I thought I read about it here on LS, so it must have been true.
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| | | In addition to being the master brain around LS, he is also the leading US expert on anally injested alcohol accidents. I heard him on the media circuit (NPR, Oprah, Glen Beck) pushing his new book, 'Don't Down This Up Your Ass: A Guide To Safe Anal Drinking'.
Very, very interesting. Made me stop and think about those Boilermakers that I have been sitting on. | | | |
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| | | Oh, I so hate the ability to edit my fucking comments!!! The previous comment was to illustrate Vas's many talents.
I'm starting to type like a greesy-haired Chinaman. | | | |
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| | | Hmmm...marketing idea. Introduce little vodka airplane bottles with a nipple on the top. They could be single serving booze anal douches. They'll sell like hot cakes! | | | |
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| | | HOLY SHIT....
Shoving an alcohol saturated rag into the vag hole in order to catch a fucking buzz…
I would rather cough to get off!
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