Drinking With Tampons
She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it.

by nocal 1349 Reads
on Thu Apr 10 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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vasudevaThu Apr 10
 
Tell the truth: who didn't pop a massive nebuchadnezzar when they read this?
 
 
truenativeThu Apr 10
 
[i]She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner.[/i]

First I've heard of tampons in the anus being normal TBH.
 
 
SexNinjaThu Apr 10
 
Yes, it's perfectly normal. In fact I have some in my anus right now.
 
 
nocalThu Apr 10
 
Yes, it's perfectly normal. In fact I have some in my anus right now.

meaning your vagina is refreshingly open and free

i'll be over in 10
 
 
infectionConnectionThu Apr 10
 
i was expecting a bloody mary garnish or something.
 
 
CrackalackinThu Apr 10
 
I was expecting a non-gay response, for some reason
 
 
vasudevaThu Apr 10
 
Ah. I believe you want http://fark.com/

Sorry for the confusion!
 
 
CrackalackinThu Apr 10
 
No, FARK YOU, vas.

I love LS precisely because it's not Fark.

One thing I don't understand about this method:

Doesn't alcohol HURT LIKE YOUR MOTHER, when in contact with open wounds and orifices?
 
 
truenativeThu Apr 10
 
I love LINKSWARM for the Warm Weather and Palm Trees
 
 
infectionConnectionThu Apr 10
 
'Doesn't alcohol HURT LIKE YOUR MOTHER, when in contact with open wounds and orifices?'

Could you test this and get back to the group, please?
 
 
bigdinwaunakeeThu Apr 10
 
What ever happened to inject grain alcohol under your eyelids. Fucking kids these days... they'll jam any booze soaked thing up their cooze.

 
 
AcidburnThu Apr 10
 
And I thought wine enimas were hard core
 
 
casmharThu Apr 10
 
A vodka douche is more in order now. Not peppar I assume.
 
 
graycubeFri Apr 11
 
Wasn't there some dude who died a couple years ago from his wife pouring vodka up his butt? I thought I read about it here on LS, so it must have been true.
 
 
vasudevaFri Apr 11
 
It was cooking sherry.
 
 
bigdinwaunakeeFri Apr 11
 
In addition to being the master brain around LS, he is also the leading US expert on anally injested alcohol accidents. I heard him on the media circuit (NPR, Oprah, Glen Beck) pushing his new book, 'Don't Down This Up Your Ass: A Guide To Safe Anal Drinking'.

Very, very interesting. Made me stop and think about those Boilermakers that I have been sitting on.
 
 
bigdinwaunakeeFri Apr 11
 
Oh, I so hate the ability to edit my fucking comments!!! The previous comment was to illustrate Vas's many talents.

I'm starting to type like a greesy-haired Chinaman.
 
 
witty_screen_nameFri Apr 11
 
Hmmm...marketing idea. Introduce little vodka airplane bottles with a nipple on the top. They could be single serving booze anal douches. They'll sell like hot cakes!
 
 
DumbskullSat Apr 12
 
HOLY SHIT....
Shoving an alcohol saturated rag into the vag hole in order to catch a fucking buzz…
I would rather cough to get off!
 
 
casmharSat Apr 12
 
No flames
 
 


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