At first, I was going to share with you my thoughts re: the vagina in question, as I'd actually hit what the New Yorker is showing and count myself better off for the hittins -- despite the uncomfortable resemblance to the girl who didn't wipe good enough -- until I googled up other, less flattering pictures of her and lost any real drive I had to stake a claim on dat ass.

Also, the following:

you penis has terrible eyesight

But! It is a fantastic kisser. Click here to break you off a piece.

Well, it's an improvement over Lynndie...kind of.