If you like that then you should buy THIS

i still maintain that this could be any two bit skank with eyeshadow.

i still maintain that this could be any two bit skank with eyeshadow.

It IS.

[quote]Thanks to Barch97![/quote]

finally a little recognition :)

MASTURBATION GODS BE PRAISED!!!

that dude had a really small crank.

man... i have a great screengrab i want to make, but i cant find a way to make it grab the video... it blacks it out in PS... anyone have any suggestions?

I use SnagIt. Captures a lot of different types of media.

i want to re-encode it and place appropriate background music. Any suggestions? and "lets get it on" isn't that funny.

How about "I want to fuck you like an animal"?

how about "ooooh heaven is a place on earth..."

After all the hype, I had to watch it. What I don't get is if you're going to make a sex tape, why not turn the lights on? As for the music, how about "Bike" by Pink Floyd? Seems appropriately weird and frustrating.

it was like watchin 2 racoons bumpin nasties in the dark......

not that i have ever done that mind you. But if I had, that is what it would probably look like

For music, I would say "Fuel" by Metallica.

Why is it scrambled when I try to link it??

umm... how is everyone finding this link right now?

is this ascamor legit download of hilton

Ok guys, I am SERIOUSLY fuked. This file got linked A LOT and did roughly 77GB of traffic, if I am to believe our hoster's data. This is about 52GB over our monthly limit, and with overages at a penny a MB, this means I'm fuked to the tune of $532.

$532!

If anyone was harboring thoughts of donating, NOW is a FUKING A-OK time for it.

OK Guys. You heard it. If you haven't already kicked in a few bucks do it now. Where else are you going to have this much fun?

Wow, thats quite a bit of traffic.

Come to Linkswarm for the sex tape, and stay for the sodomy

well, i watched my bandwidth spike to over a gig in less than 20 mins, so bye bye sex tape.

I've changed this link for the time being to point here, which is an explanation of why it's broken and also a plea for donations. If anyone can get me an alternate hosting point, hook a brother up ASAP.

WTF, I can't see shiet... I thought I was in some kinda weird ass alien shiets... This tape doesn't hold a candle to the Pamela tape.

WTF, I can't see shiet... I thought I was in some kinda weird ass alien shiets... This tape doesn't hold a candle to the Pamela tape.

Well I can't really find any value in either of them other than the comically immense size of nigers wiener. But this is far less entertaining than what I get to do at home anyway.

As far as porn goes I think you can find much better videos HERE

Whats the record for the most views of a link? Cause right now its at like 13,000

Well, there was the NAMBLA thing, which someone hit with a script and jacked up to about 2,990,000 views... but then it got deleted somehow, and I've never gotten around to restoring it from backup. Probably because... it was the NAMBLA thing.

i would wack off too by the way she slob that knob

haha. the NAMBLA thing...I know more about that than you care to. Let's just say that terry did a little db trickery. there was no script, just an inspired human. i still say that's my finest work.

the NAMBLA thing...I know more about that than you care to.

Sir, that doesn't surprise me in the least.

Let's just say that terry did a little db trickery. there was no script, just an inspired human.

There's two things wrong with that explanation.
1) Terry thinks db stands for "Dildo Butter."
2) There were lots and lots and lots of accesses on that link from a single IP in the Southern US that weekend; either a script or a robotic-minded human. Why do that when any number can be tricked right into the DB?
Conclusion) Terry's love of tele-dildonics fuked you silly that weekend, and raped your braincells into dumbth, causing your noun cache to get all fukered up. (The simplest explanation is always the best.) ^__^

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