A Man: He Fuck A Table
he cleaned it up though, so i guess he's better than that sloppy serial table fucker they caught
by nocal 1851 Reads
on Thu Apr 03 2008 Add to your ClipSwarm
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infectionConnectionThu Apr 03
 
since a table cannot give consent, must have been table RAPE.
 
 
nocalThu Apr 03
 
admins, please change title to 'A Man: He Rape A Table' thanks in advance
 
 
MstrLanceThu Apr 03
 
Three DVD's worth of video?
 
 
witty_screen_nameThu Apr 03
 
The table asked for it. It shouldn't have dressed so provocatively...
 
 
bobacusThu Apr 03
 
I'm fucking sick of tables complaining about getting sexed.At least they're having sex.
 
 
spodThu Apr 03
 
'he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.'

'mom,meet Tabalino,she will be staying with me in my room tonight'
 
 
hankreardenFri Apr 04
 
I don't see what the problem is... I'm assuming it was HIS table, right?
 
 
nocalFri Apr 04
 
a table can't consent, legally speaking. first it's tables, but that's a slippery slope.

soon he's fucking a church, or for you lieberals a mosque. soon he docks with LINKSWARM, getting foreskin sauce all over truenative's house.

a man just can't dock with a state or the terrorists really. have. won.
 
 
bigdinwaunakeeFri Apr 04
 
We must stop table fuckers there, so they don't fuck our kitchen tables here!!! Is there some Picnic Table Surveillance Act that I can call my Senator about?
 
 
hankreardenFri Apr 04
 
Charges were dropped.

Personally, I blame gay marriage for this.
 
 
DumbskullSat Apr 05
 
There is a bagillion videos of women all over the net doing unspeakable acts with inanimate objects so why would a guy dry humping a table a big whoopdeedoo?
 
 


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