I nominate this link for unrejection so that it might receive the ridiculing it so justly deserves.

WE'VE GOT JESUS

*clap clap clapclapclap*

Sarcasm doesn't always translate through the alpha queue.

Little wierd, isn't it?

Unrejected.

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Alpha votes:
+1 by jwalker, YAY!
+1 by bigdinwaunakee, These are some classic games
+1 by wrecker
+1 by sikki_nixx, john witherspoon is my god
-1 by LOki, jesus.
-1 by coknurmowth, PROPAGANDA BULLSHIT
-1 by nurgleming, yum
X by nocal, GAY
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You last four, kill yourselves.

well i knew what the intent was in submitting the link, but i just thought the link was kind of blah.

instead of killing myself, i'll just swarm that noah's ark nintendo game

Instead, won't you go fuck yourself? I hear it's quite pleasant this time of blarg.

Where's the freaking demo??

They are unseemly and promote an unChristian lack of commitment.

Instead, won't you go fuck yourself? I hear it's quite pleasant this time of blarg.

ok :'(

i'm touching my penis now

UGH it's not working, say more things so i can get hard

more things.....MOAR THINGS

These games are fucking priceless. I don't know what is funnier/sadder... the intent and goals of said programming or the final product.

NOCALYOUDRIPPINGCOOZEGASHFILLEDWITHCREAMYMANJUICE>>>>AREYOUHARDYET?>>>NO>>>OK>>>JUSTIMAGINEMICKEYROURKESTURGIDMEMBERSLOWLYSLIDINGINTHEMOISTPARTSOFKIMBASSINGER>>BETTER?>>NOWIMAGINEYOURSELFJOININGINFORATHREESOMEPAYINGMOREATTENTIONTOKIMWHILEMICKEYPAYSATTENTIONTOYOU>>>> OHTHATSDISGUSTING>>SORRYFORTHAT>> ISITOVERYET?

^Stop yelling on the internet.