'If you knew what I could do to you with a frozen carrot, you'd be very afraid right now.'

Oh beHAVE

so, what have you been up to?

oh you know. training. *subtle flex*

oh...really? you? what have you been training for?

martial arts *smirk*

oh cool i've been thinking about trying out jiu jitsu actually an--

UH NO. it's not lame like that. it's VIKING. heh.

How come all of the pictures of the Grandmaster are broken?

he broke them with his bare viking hands

ain't about to gouge my eyes out before a fight,sorry

they haven't invented the camera that can photograph a viking grandmaster yet.

Did he say 'make fuck?'....

At first I was all oh cool, then I realized this is just Viking SCA

:(

All I can think of is CLERKS when the russian guy with Silent Bob and Jay sings ' Would you like to make fuck bersurker'

Actually, I kept thinking of 'The Sea of Trolls', a book by Nancy Farmer. (Most excellent)

Viking Beserkers play an important role in that store.

i was thinking about the redneck skinhead who tattooed it misspelled on his forehead. (cant find....the internet lost it)

MakING fuck....

ARE YOU TOTAL GAY?!! IF YOU CANNOT VERIFY AND PROOF OPPOSITE TO ME IMMEDIATELY RIGHT NOW THEN YOU MUST BE TOTAL GAY!!!

I WISH RUSSIA CAGE FIGHT DIDN'T NOT HAPPEN!! MY FIGHT RECORD WOULD BE EVEN BETTER THEN!! THEN MY ONLY SO-CALLED 'LOSS' WOULD BE AGAINST FATHER GRANDMASTER THOR!!

BUT MAYBE IN YOUR PATHETIC WORLD IT DIDN'T NOT HAPPEN!! I DONT CARE WHAT 'INTERNET FIGHTER' LIKE YOU THINK!! OR WHAT SOME OTHER MMA 'CHOKER' IN PINK UFC TUTU THINK ABOUT ANYTHING!!!!


All hail Frans, Viking Warlord!

I didn't not unnersrand?
The hell you say, internet warrior.
Oh, yeah, All hail Frans and Hans.
They are manly men.
In my pathetic world.