This teacher probably deserves to be killed. Only a true and utter asshole could bring out this much hate in so many third graders.

My favorite part of the original 'Psycho' was where he was cleaning up the blood on the bathroom floor. It was stubborn and sticky, smeary and difficult. Nicely realistic.

My 3rd grade teacher was a raving cunt, we all hated her and wished she would die in a firey car accident or fall into a hay baler or something butally painful.

1. LINKSWARM.
2. Motive: Excessive timeout punishment.

Now, if I could only find that launch button somewhere under all this crap on my desk, LINKSWARM would be toast.

Truenative, I can only say this so many times... Get out before you get hurt by the blast.

These kids are learning a valuable lesson about working in groups.

Yea, improve snitch detection.

whoa there bigdin, before you find and press any buttons, you might want to stop and notice that this took place in WAYCROSS, Ga. (as stated at the beginning of the story), the reporting website is in LINKSWARM.

shit happens. and considering we're the 4th largest state in regards to population, i'm not surprised we're constantly making headlines as we have more people. well, that and it IS a state filled with crazies.

while the news may paint us as a crazy state full of kid-sucking teachers and various other loonies, i can say as Native myself, there are few other states i'd rather live in. snow sucks, earthquakes suck, and goofy accents suck. i own 1 pair of pants and 2 jackets and can always run from a hurricane if i really need to. it's also nice having a buttload of natural treasures in my backyard. just get good at keeping away from the weirdos and you'll be OK in the FLA.

i own 1 pair of pants

This took me several seconds of churn to grasp your point; thanks for the WTF moment.

I hope you don't lose your pants, nexis.

nexis, you live at the nexus of suck for all of the USA. I would bet Vas's paycheck that there are more whack-a-doo losers in LINKSWARM, per capita, than anywhere else in the USA. All the fucking losers, looking for a fresh start, migrated there in the early 90s. The product of this demographic is steadily showing up in all news casts. Having spent a better part of my life there, on again, off again. I hath seen it with my own eyes. For what its worth, I bet Nevada will be the next LINKSWARM, if the idiots that migrated there can keep their homes. Poor schlubs.

So, nexis, enjoy your populace, but keep an eye in the sky for a nuke from I.

I do apologize for not reading the post and origin of this tale from GA, and attributing it to Floriduh, but I do hold to my thesis.

I have added your contact info to my early warning contact list, bringing it to two: you and Native....in the event that I find that fucking button the Air Force installed in my home.

I'd rather ride out an earthquake than try and outrun a hurrycane.

Where ya gonna run to nexis??

More importantly, what are you going to come back to? hmmm?

i have to say, i can't really disagree, between the country folk baking meth, snowbirds, and the immigrants arriving on floating doors, it can be a nightmare. while long haulers like myself are left to remember the good ole' days when billboards were in my native language.

oh and i would appreciate the early warning, thank you. and good luck with your search. :)

i thought you liked LINKSWARM, bigdiwanakee?

at least i know you vote 'publican and think epilepsy pranks are even funnier than the blue collar comedy tour.

oh and Puta, not all hurricanes are Cat. 5's like katrina or andrew. and i don't live under sea level, or in a flood zone, so you'd be surprised what some storm shutters will do for ya.

and i still would rather have advanced notice of a storm then have an earthquake strike while i'm stuck on the shitter or something.

Whatever you do, keep a fucking eye on your pants.

I sincerely hope that, once in a while, you actually get to wear your pants.

I'd just like to point out Nexis is NOT actually a truenative Tentacle. okthxpoop


LINKSWARM Rules! Lol

I will once again point out that LINKSWARM has many, many more hot women than Wisconsin. Hell, they have more plain, just OK women, than WI. I must get a bigger list to include the names of women that nex and TN could nominate for the 'to save' category. Pictures of potential candidates gladly accepted.

Dude so what do you do when you're laundering your one pair of pants?

This is the sort of thing that you hope actually happens, just so one can enjoy the next 4 days of print detailing how our society has crumbled and we're doomed due to the warped thoughts of a new generation.
Things like this make great reading, ive noticed lately the distinct lack of decent, hard news. Its all Tibet this, Darfure this, we want 9 year olds killing teachers dammit. And we want in-depth analysis of every single fucking kids upbringing. And FLOW DIAGRAMS with a timeline of innocent kiddies to cold-blooded fucking murderers and fucking pictures OF THEIR PARENTS wearing good-to-do clothers and driving average saloons in some strange place over the water where its all gone mad and apparantley, totally fucked.

DARFURE

APPARANTLEY

Keep up the good work.

where are my dividends?

You pussy on the internet with a firewall! I DONT NEED NO FUCKING FIREWALL!

KAZZZZZZZZZPOWWWWWWWWW!

well since everyone is so interested in my pants (fags), i'll take this chance to explain that i wear shorts year round. it's temperate climate. my 1 pair are for deaths, weddings and court (if they still fit @ the time they are needed).

earthquakes are not scary, unless you're talking about very big ones. the last one like that was in '89. i honestly can't tell you the last earthquake i even felt. they report them on the news sometimes, but it's usually like: one guy got hit in the head by a vase that fell from his mantle.

hurricanes and tornadoes, on the other hand, carry your trailers away in abundance.

I was on fucking Treasure Island for that fucking earthquake.
Tornado+ Hurricaine equals 10x fear of even 89.
I had the time of my life fixing that old shitheap landfill after the earthquake.
Fucking terra cotta pipe.......