Ironic. I guess what we're dealing with here is a 'nerd', then. It would explain the retardedly mis-applied e-swagger.
Ugh. Somewhere out there is a pimply mouthbreathing dark-skinned dork with a set of choppers about 6 times too big for his face, waxing his tadpole on the Swarm. I bet he's one of those kids whose mouth can never quite close all the way and is constantly sucking snot back up into his nose.
