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Get your's today before the ACLU finds out.

1 in 4 bitches have STD

mom powerwashes daughter

coincidence??

She was trying to give her and std?

She was trying to give her and std?

look @ dis noob

a nigga who he can't understand context n shit

Methinks wotak's time in the Army is finally having the adverse affects every airmen knew would happen.

This is a bit peripheral to the discussion, but I was recently pressure-washing the outside of my house in sandals. I got sand all over my feer, and in a complete Homer-Simpson moment, thought, 'Hey! I'll use this pressure washer to wash the sand off my feet!'

Day 1: foot started to look like the Nazi guy's face in Raiders of the Lost Ark after he opened the Ark of the Covenant

Day 2: Foot became so infected and swollen I couldn't walk on it

I'm OK now. I, um, really shouldn't be let out of the house.

Pics or it didn't happen, jeremytwotimes.

_DOINK. More pics of your avatar or you suck.

_DOINK. More pics of your avatar or you suck.

i've seen that woman's vaj

if you haven't, don't bother

It looks like the roast beef sammich.

Don't they all?

just yours and hers

LINKSWARM...it's always LINKSWARM.

Although, after watching it twice I think the mom is telling the truth when she says she isn't using it on 'full blast'. Those things always have a small spray when you turn them on. If she had actually pulled the trigger the kid would have gone flying and bounced off the wall before hitting the ground.