I just told my old boss about this, thinking I had the sweet intelz, but she already knew. Moreover, she had dinner with him last year, and he signed her monster manual.

*** FAILED SAVING THROW, YOU HAVE BEEN OUT-NERDED BY A GIRL

The sweet intelz market for you just dried up. Is your ex-boss hot? Some of those RPG chicks can be, but moreover they are too skanky (Amy winehouse) or just fat.

Amy Winehouse is a level 34 dwarf warrior.

No worries. We just need to find a high level cleric.

Amy winehouse is an AIDS infected skeletor, whose sole role in a D&D adventure would be to mindlessly troll against an enemy, then 'splode her infected parts all over da place. Not having played D&D since 1987, I know that my word choice is now going to get corrected but that is cool.

-57 DRM for roll against D&D lore and facts.

Hi, I'm Amy Winehouse

*caresses bony tit

Hi, I'm a fucking OWLBEAR

*roar-hoot

Amy Winehouse is a level 34 Skank Monster who can throw a mean poison Crystal Meth Teeth spell.

I wonder which plane he's on now.

amy winehouse killed my elf ranger and stole my (+2 flee) boots of icarus.

i'll never forgive her.

put amy in a bag of holding and throw her off a cliff with the puppies.

D&D was life before video games.

Wargames were the life before D&D, but they both learned to live happily ever after... that is after slaying all the D&D fags in my high school!

Naw, really. D&Ders / RPGers are cool. I did my best to prevent my Nazi obsessed bretheren from kicking the living ogre out of the D&D group whenever we passed in the hall. If a fight would have ever gone down, I'm afraid that the D&Ders would have been decimated regardless of their attempts to incant spells.

So you cruised your highschool hallways with your war game 'bretheren'? Sounds like a hell of a cool club to be in... did you guys have a treehouse too? neo nazi war game geeks vs. d&d fags...sounds like some epic battles.

+4 to slapfights

All Hail the mighty Gary Gygax. He was a fucking odd genius, and there was a time that all my paper route money went to more ADnD gear than I would care to admit.Then tits and beer took over.I'm just sayin, before the tits and beer, there was a sweet boy scout that loved an all nighter of DnD with all my nerdy brothers.

coklover,

We would have subjucated whatever colored ass you sport and made you our official PanzerBitch. Would have been nice seeing you scurry on all fours, decked out in the recent SS leather, while doing our bidding.

Cock! Get me my hall pass.

Cock! Open my locker.

Cock! Grab me a milk.

Basic useful shit... I can only dream. Perhaps you would be my little lap dog now? Hmmmmmm? No gayness if you are a homo.

And since my high school days are over three decades ago, I really don't remember much more than Pabst Blue Ribbon beer balls and some random girl breasts and snatch.

I can only dream.

you said it!

must be sad to have high school stratego club faggotry daydreams as the highpoint of your life.