Ah, the best America has to offer... to the Sarlac.

Cold hard cash this family lives in LINKSWARM.

So I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna do drugs, because you know what -- that's what the government's doing.

Vasudeva's ideal date

Weird, it's like you're right here with me, looking over my shoulder or whatever, like, sweeping the floor and/or taking out my trash.

lilbabymethmouth

Dude, I wish. That chick looks like she doesn't care WHERE in the hell you stick it.

I fucked some homeless chick in Golden Gate Park that looked like her once.The poor gal was obviously off her rocker, so we drank some mad dog, pooped in the park, and camped in the park for a wekend.

^ dude, that was a dude.

^dude, that was you.

j/k
srsly
this is pretty old, but still cool. i admire her positivity.

bob,

I love your stories about lending a helping member to the destitute in our country. Brings a tear to my eye.

Just trying to do my part, and study the locals in the Bay Area while I was there.It was all cigarettes and cheeseburgers and cheap sex in shrublines. I missed 67 so I was doing my own guerilla summer of luv.

That chick looks like she doesn't care WHERE in the hell you stick it.

she also doesn't look like she cares how much blood she gets sprayed with after biting your cock off and throwing it over her head like an unwanted chicken wing.

jussayin.

I love her math skilz. She is balls out looney and it was my favorite episode too. In the end, she picked going to jail over rehab. TRIPLE DOUCHE SCORE!

+100 points to Mundhra

howcome nobody has killed the parents?